there is something to be said about the profound psychological impacts, along with the associated health impacts, of getting a haircut. for the past two days, i had been having crippling headaches, the cause of which eluded me. i pointed all the blame at my inexcusably long hair. i made up some intensely lame excuse about my hair trapping heat in my head, which in the summer can only have negative consequences. i went to get a haircut today, and i felt better instantly. i cannot explain why doctors have not been prescribing haircuts as treatment for migranes and other head pain. it is irresponsible, and i won't stand for it. i am trying to set up a lobbying group in washington in the interest of hairstylists around the nation, because failure to utilize their full potential in the medical community is nothing short of criminal.
watch out for the Big Hair lobby. it's a force. get on board, or out of the way.
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