being on the train with a headache is bad enough. in fact, it's torture. but having two 16 year old girls dressed like TaTu singing terrible russian pop songs and just generally being a nuisance to everyone on the train really makes me want to show them what Halloween is about: respecting the power of evil and fearing death from angry train passengers.

bud light presents real american heroes

bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. really bad toupee wearer
(mr. really bad toupee wearer)
more than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your chrome dome cover says "hey guys, look at me"
(what could you be thinking)
you think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap
(couldn't fool a blind man)
made of space-age fibers, it can repel anything: rain, wind, snow, and especially young women
(i don't think so)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. stud in a rug, then crack open another for that thing in your head
(i don't think it's on straight)

this was probably one of the best ones they did.

Team America

team america is probably the funniest movie out there right now, and i can say with great certainty that it is the best movie involving puppets currently in theaters. i laughed myself into a euphoric stupor during the 1h45 i was in that dank theater. it is a fine parody of action movies, celebrity activists, and hollywood in general. go see it.

it's not even an issue.

david ortiz for president

how one man can win two games for his team in extra-innings to keep his team alive is beyond me. david ortiz is a clutch player that comes around once a century. maybe more, but still.

i'd vote for david ortiz right now. no joke.

i don't know why i continue to drink coffee to stay awake, when i neither like the taste of coffee nor staying awake. i should just drink warm milk and resign myself to a fate of sleeping like a little baby.

current tune: rhapsody "rain of a thousand flames" (if you have not heard of rhapsody, they are an italian symphonic death metal band. if you think that is the most contradictory description you've ever heard, you would be correct. listen to it. www.mightyrhapsody.com

while it is true that i tend to go back and forth on this blog, i am trying to be more consistent with my loyalty to this page. overall, i think blogs are a healthy way to chronicle your life, and also give you some semi-intellectual activity to do when you're bored. even a recap of your day requires some brainpower and can hone your writing skills.

as it gets colder in the city, the window to my apartment remains stubbornly open. this has caused my room to resemble something of an ice box. it makes it less conducive for studying and other things of the like. much focus is required. to bad i haven't any.