If a snob reads in a forest, will he impress grad students?

Reading The Economist is like hooking up with a supermodel--its no good if nobody sees you.

How old can you be before its absurd that people still call you Junior? Based on these dudes on the subway, looks like 65 is still in play.

Natalie Portman has managed to escape the trap

Jordanna Brewster is yet another tragic example of overeducated attractive 20 actors who seems to have some kind of magnetic pull to the shittiest movies ever made. With an illustrious career spanning from The Fast and The Furious to Fast and Furious, Jordanna Brewster wins the "Biggest Waste of a Yale education" for 2009.

What Makes Me The Exception?

If you actually listen to the lyrics "Hey Ya" is a pretty sad song. I was thinking about this as it popped up on my iPod as I was enjoying the New York sunshine. The freakier part was that I even said to myself, "I'm sure nobody gave a shit about this song's lyrics referring to a failing relationship between two people convincing themselves that they're happy when they know they're not. They probably just wanted to dance."

Smash cut to the next line, Andre 3000 saying that we didn't want to hear him and that we just wanted to dance.

Prophetic words from the Love Below.

They Know Not What They Do

Dogs on the subway should be banned. Especially when they piss on it. The only pissing on the subway should occur by animals who truly can't help themselves. You know, Fordham students.

If this new mobile blogger works, I night be able to succesfully avoid Twitter without appearing like a cranky Luddite.