Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Save the children and yourself

I've always been a big fan of doing things for the children. Saving their music, donating food to their hungry, and reading to their comically illiterate. Many people--selfish people--don't understand how beautiful it is to help a child, a person incapable of helping themselves. It's important that we recognize that the glorious and special gift that it is to help a child.


Plus, if we don't help them, they will grow up and kill us. Except me, because they will remember my service and loyalty, and I will be made king of the new land. I will sing and dance on the bodies of the foolish who forgot that angry children make poor enemies when they age.

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