I knew going to Dartmouth couldn't be good for you

My friend Dom has decided to abuse the free email addresses colleges bestow upon their students by creating the following Dartmouth email aliases:
(note, these are in addition to his primary email, which is just his name--how lame.)

1. Stayhot
2. Seinfeld
3. KelVarnsen
4. VanNostrand
5. GeorgeCostanza
6. Rudy Giuliani

Aside from four of these being allusions to Seinfeld, the first and last are named for a nonsensical saying and a former New York mayor.

I'm trying to get him to register David.Dinkins@dartmouth.edu